Surgeon Sanjay Kumar India


1 feb 2010: The Cows!!

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one,
and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike
because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign
them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce 20 times the milk

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer
them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and
milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you don’t
know where they are.You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them
and learn you have five cows. You count them again and
learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn
you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open
another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows, none of which
belongs to you. You charge others for storing them.

A BRITISH COW: You have Two Cows. One is is Cloned and
the other has Mad Cow Disease.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.

Surgeon Sanjay kumar
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